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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 25, 2007 21:04:20 GMT -5
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet chicks pretty much suck for the most part. Yeah, they have gigantic boobs, but you know they're fake.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 26, 2007 2:32:35 GMT -5
Even worse are the all-natural huge super floppy pancake boobs.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 26, 2007 15:41:45 GMT -5
Those kinda make me sick. If I want pancakes, I'll go get some Bisquick.
That actually sounds kinda good right now.
*makes pancakes*
Who wants some?
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 26, 2007 15:47:14 GMT -5
Not I. I'm a Belgian waffle w/ whipped cream 'n strawberries kind of guy.
Now that I think about it, that translates into titties much better than pancakes do...
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 26, 2007 21:29:19 GMT -5
LOL. Hmmm.... We do have a waffle maker laying around here somewhere and we just got some more waffle mix....
*makes waffles*
DAMN!!! I'm out of strawberries!
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 26, 2007 23:35:10 GMT -5
^LOL. pwned.
I'm more of a "meat n' potatoes" kind of guy. So is Ms. Ignignoc. We're frickin' awesome. I called her from the shooting range this morning, and she got pissed because she wasn't able to go with me. (work, lol) I made potato soup this afternoon when I got home, and she got pissed because she wasn't there to eat it with me. (St. Louis, lol) She asked me when she's gonna be allowed to shoot my high-powered rifles, and got pissed when I told her "not for a while, 5w33713." That's why I bought the SKS: so she'd have something with a LOT less recoil to get used to.
But, I digress. We still need more car enthusiast chicks with tendencies to get their game on, and low moral fiber, to repopulate this board.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 27, 2007 12:08:38 GMT -5
Here in Stockton California, all we have is girls with low moral fiber. Unfortunately, the trade off is high moral herpes.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 27, 2007 21:29:02 GMT -5
Here in Minnesota, we don't have a whole lot of herpes, but all the chicks have self respect and dignity. It's REALLY annoying!
Where's Fox and Compboi, anyway?
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Post by 'Fox on Jun 27, 2007 23:02:51 GMT -5
Ontario chicks are just too hot. The come in 24 packs, and are ofter wet like in the commercials. Fuck, i went to a Fray concert recently and it was just like 0_o Hot chick x (Insert infinite* number here).
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jun 28, 2007 6:26:53 GMT -5
Infinitive? I think you meant a different grammatical term.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 28, 2007 6:37:03 GMT -5
Never met Canadian chicks of any kind, nor do I need to. Ms. Ignignoc is plenty woman for me! If they're that hot, Fox, I suggest finding one that you "mesh" with and staying with her, through thick and thin. If anyone else comes snooping, (male competition, etc.) I find that equal doses of KILLING THEM WHERE THEY STAND!! and GUNSHOT WOUNDS TO THE FACE can cure all of your problems, especially those of the two-legged, swinging-dick variety.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 28, 2007 17:41:53 GMT -5
I saw a couple Canadian chicks once. They weren't hard on the eyes at all. They had nothing on Minnesota chicks, but they were pretty good looking anyway.
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Post by vitg on Jun 29, 2007 6:20:46 GMT -5
Chicks from anywhere on the Planet look pretty good when you have your Beer Goggles on  . Or at least that is my experience.  Not so flash the next day though.  In all seriousness Smithton Girls rock !!! |
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 29, 2007 14:27:29 GMT -5
That's true, the beer goggles tend to make cows look attractive if the beer's good enough >__>
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Post by ciscokid on Jul 1, 2007 20:28:54 GMT -5
I've heard rumors the New Zealanders wake up next to a few dozen sheep after a twelve pack'o'brews.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
. Or at least that is my experience. 
