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Post by vitg on Jan 1, 2008 19:00:46 GMT -5
2 a.m. Somewhere in the hills outside Los Angeles.
A black Crown Vic glides silently to a stop, the driver an all but invisible darker shadow within the car. " This is the place " thinks the driver, looking at a rather nondescript House, the outward appearance belying the vast treasures hidden within.
The mysterious driver leaves the Vic and instantly becomes one with the black night. Bypassing the paltry security features and entering the house is child's play for one who has trained at the legendary WanderingMuse Ninja academy.The wall safe provides no more challenge than did the front door.
The mysterious stranger ( although almost invisible, the impression of tall, handsome, latent power is obvious) glances at the Certificate in his hand. The Skip Barber lesson is belong to us ! The stranger allows himself a slight smile, then gliding silently back to the Crown Vic, and, with a slight hum, is gone.
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jan 1, 2008 19:26:51 GMT -5
2:07 AM
A man driving a red Caprice begins shooting at the thief.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jan 1, 2008 19:32:32 GMT -5
4:33 PM
A man sitting in front of his computer ROFLs.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jan 1, 2008 21:13:09 GMT -5
8:14 p.m.
A bored guy posts in a rather strange topic
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jan 2, 2008 5:25:15 GMT -5
2 January, 2008, 0425 hours (CST, 4:25 a.m.), the Patriots win the Superbowl, and my horoscope says that I should spend the rest of the week face-down in the mud.
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Post by ciscokid on Jan 2, 2008 17:12:15 GMT -5
Somebody near LA is a very unlucky person. Glad I don't live near there. I'm also glad I realize how valuable my gift certificate is that I make the sacrifice of rolling it up real tight, stuffing it into a condom and stick it up my ass in case any thieves from "down under" come lurking. Of course, that might not stop them if the thieves ever spent time in prison. Then it'd be more of a treasure hunt.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jan 2, 2008 21:48:12 GMT -5
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You shouldn't have advertised that. There are those who would take that as an excuse to...
...violate you
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jan 2, 2008 22:26:55 GMT -5
Only someone who thought about it would be able to make that comment.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jan 3, 2008 4:06:20 GMT -5
Only someone who had seriously pondered such an event would call Nightmare on said comment...
;D
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jan 3, 2008 17:17:05 GMT -5
Any such pondering by me was spurred by Nightmare's comment.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jan 3, 2008 21:20:42 GMT -5
Only someone who thought about it would be able to make that comment. I can't believe you would even suggest that. What would you say if you knew that I once hid something up my bum, advertised it, then got violated and decided to warn someone else so the same fate wouldn't befall them? ??!@!??!! I'm not saying that happened >__> <__< *runs*
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jan 4, 2008 2:54:54 GMT -5
don't worry, Nightmare. I'm not telling ANYONE about that botched heroin-smuggling attempt you made from Tijuana in '84, y'know the one where you got cavity searched? Yeah. I'm not telling ANY damn body!!1
UR S3CR3TZ S4F3 W1TH M3!!1 (I swear)
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Post by nightmare75 on Jan 4, 2008 18:36:14 GMT -5
Wow... thanks. You are real good at keeping secrets. I am too. Remember that one time when you got drunk and had sex with that big black man named Bubba? I remember that. And I never told anyone!
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Post by J Money on Jan 4, 2008 21:35:12 GMT -5
you two are the best secret keepers evar!!!111!!!
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jan 5, 2008 0:59:44 GMT -5
Speaking of secret keepers; wouldn't the fidelius charm be much easier to work with if one could cast it upon himself?
I mean...uh...I didn't just get wasted and watch all the Harry Potter movies.
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