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Post by 'Fox on Jul 11, 2007 15:44:02 GMT -5
Sweet: CJ! We gotta ballas on our tail, we gots ta split up, follow ryder!
Ryder: Keep up mothafucka!
Gotta play GTASA!
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turismofan1986
Racer
Canada's Greatest Supercar (1,300 hp and only 2300 lbs)
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Post by turismofan1986 on Jul 11, 2007 16:11:02 GMT -5
I finished the storyline about a year and a half ago and haven't played since, but those lines sound totally familiar. The only real thing that I remember is the cop with the bong, and killing hicks with a combine. Oh, and that kick ass hippie.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 11, 2007 16:29:03 GMT -5
I love the one when the hippie (known as "The Truth")talks like that:
Truth (with a stoned voice): Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?
CJ: A WHAT?
Truth: Exactly
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 12, 2007 0:17:05 GMT -5
D00d, I'm effing IN the game! Ask Delta!
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 12, 2007 1:43:15 GMT -5
It's true.
I've got to say that my favorite character in the game is Mike Toreno, voiced by none other than James Woods. He's got some funny-ass lines, too. I had to look them up since it's been so long...
"We're fighting a war out there. I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and what'll we have? Communism in Ohio. People sharing. Nobody buying stuff. That kind of bullshit."
"Trust me, do as I say, you'll be home for a blow job and a bologna sandwich."
;D
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 12, 2007 1:46:33 GMT -5
Here's Igni.
--Mike Andrews Live-- (USA! USA!)
Man: Coming soon to the Los Santos Convention Center, it’s Mike Andrews!
Mike: Poor people, stop complaining! Start living! You can’t take the money
with you when you die! Even I can’t!
Man: He’s changed millions of lives with his book, "Rags are Riches." This
all-day seminar features workshops on: cooking potatoes, dumpster diving,
huffing paint, bathing alternatives, and pharmaceutical baking!
Mike: Instead of complaining about being poor, lady, enjoy it!
Woman: Mike, I can’t feed my kids! And the rent’s due!
Mike: Whoh, bitch! Settle it down! Are you saying this ain’t the greatest
country in the world?
Woman: I can't...
Mike: Wait! Hold on, hold on, wait- Everyone! U - S - A!
Crowd and Mike: U - S - A! U - S - A!
Man: Hear Mike’s favorite programs, such as: There’s No Rich People, The Rich
are Miserable, Play Harmonica, and Expect Less, Achieve More! See Mike Andrews
Live for only $200, payable in ten installments! Reserve your seat today!
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 12, 2007 1:47:03 GMT -5
I deserve Car-Ma™ for my presence in such an earth-shattering game.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jul 12, 2007 12:38:16 GMT -5
It occurs to me that our car-ma system is just like a big hurt 'n' heal topic like the ones on gfaqs.
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Post by 'Fox on Jul 12, 2007 13:37:06 GMT -5
Wait wait wait.. i'm so totally lost here. So Igni was ACTUALLY in san an, or someone with his name or what?
I mean the Main character in San Andreas that i can see Igni as would be Maccer. =P
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 12, 2007 23:43:14 GMT -5
I oughta sue for stealing my identity...
Yugo, the guy on the radio commercial has my name (Mike Andrews). I should be getting royalties from GTA for using my identity. But those bastards haven't paid yet...
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Post by nightmare75 on Jul 13, 2007 0:03:12 GMT -5
Just send the cop from your avatar over to their house. They'll pay.
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Post by ciscokid on Jul 13, 2007 12:06:41 GMT -5
I have a friend named Mike Andrews too.
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coley666
Racer
He's watching everything you do...
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Post by coley666 on Jul 13, 2007 12:29:21 GMT -5
I mean the Main character in San Andreas that i can see Igni as would be Maccer. =P What, having a 5-knuckle shuffle over the Queen...? |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 21, 2007 15:22:08 GMT -5
Anyone else like to skydive into small backyard pools and other bodies of water when they're bored?
Without opening your 'chute, of course.
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Post by 'Fox on Jul 21, 2007 15:58:39 GMT -5
I do that to the one house you can by a little ways from Madd Dogs Mansion (Eventaully yours aswell). It's near Vinewood and theres a small pool out back IIRC.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
