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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Apr 24, 2008 0:10:00 GMT -5
I saw Meg off to work this morning to find a note from my neighbor on my door. It would seem that the management threatened some significant consequences, because it was a note of apology. Among other things, he apologized for "being a jerk", but the note lacked the ring of sincerity, overall. Maybe it was the part where he stated that he didn't realize how early it was, as if there isn't a single clock in his apartment or that it's somehow better to be blasting music that shakes the whole building at other hours of the day, as if we all love the utter crap he listens to.
I'm surprised Meg didn't mention how glad she must be that I don't own any guns, yet.
Oh well, at least now I can HOPE for 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep.
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Post by trombgirl on Apr 24, 2008 1:29:31 GMT -5
Go ahead, buy a gun and shoot his dumbass.  |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Apr 24, 2008 1:36:56 GMT -5
Nah, I'm not gonna shoot him. I think this situation calls for more really loud sex at random hours. And I was planning on tightening the bolts holding the bed frame together, but NOT ANYMORE!!!
*holds pinky up to lips/extreme close-up*
Mwa-ha-ha-ha!!1
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Post by trombgirl on Apr 24, 2008 1:42:40 GMT -5
*loud sigh* If you INSIST.....I guess I can help you out with that.   (The fembot picture is just continuing your Austin Powers thing you had going. ) |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Apr 24, 2008 1:59:36 GMT -5
More like the Dr. Evil thing.  But you can go ahead and leave the fembots, it's alright. |
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Post by vitg on Apr 24, 2008 2:24:59 GMT -5
Fembots for everyone I say  |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Apr 24, 2008 3:19:34 GMT -5
Fembots for everyone I say ^This man speaks the truth! DUH-duh- DUH!!1 |
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Post by nightmare75 on Apr 24, 2008 19:07:55 GMT -5
I believe an Upshift is in order for that comment.
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Post by Nemesis on May 1, 2008 12:18:47 GMT -5
Now that I'm playing GT5P online, I know quite a few things of my own:
Some dickhead thought he could ram me out of the track in Suzuka..... twice. He tried his luck on the Degner curve... but I could withstand the impact, and although I took the turn VERY wide, he couldn't overtake me. He tried again at the hairpin, and I stood strong.
However, I got pissed, and he wasn't going to have that much luck on the next corner: Spoon Curve
As I approach the corner, I look back, and see that he has no intention of stopping. I had an idea: I brake... but as soon as the brake lights are on, I swerve to the left, almost mowing some lawn.
But: JACKPOT! I laugh my ass off when I see his sorry ass going almost straight ahead, plowing all kinds of sand.
Honestly, GT5P is full with n00bs, that think that "Gran Turismo" is synonym of "Destruction Derby", "Burnout" or "NFS".
As some of you may know, when I'm competing, I play with the roof camera. I NEED to play with the 3rd person camera more often...
EDIT: Some other douche tried to piledrive me in High Speed Ring, on the small bit of straight after the long first corner. He rammed me with full force...
I had the wall to cushion me. He crashed.
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Post by vitg on May 1, 2008 17:40:56 GMT -5
Nice work Nem. Fixed their sorry 12 year old asses.
I look forward to the day when I have broadband and we can have races amongst ourselves. At least then we know they would be fair and square.
How are you doing with the game in general ?
Post stuff in the GT5P thread if you like.
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Post by vitg on May 2, 2008 9:44:41 GMT -5
I was hoping to try a few more events in GT5 P tonight except "She who must be obeyed" decided to pick a fight tonight.
S'rsly, effing women, if they did not have a c*** we would not keep them as pets.
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Post by ciscokid on May 2, 2008 11:54:29 GMT -5
Even then they still might not be worth keeping.
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Post by nightmare75 on May 2, 2008 18:37:54 GMT -5
I've recently started referring to vaginas as minivans. It stemmed from a conversation I had with some friends about how minivans were so useful despite their feminine connotations. I ended the argument with "They're pretty much designed to shove things into," which of course led to a comparison with female genitalia.
Just for future reference, you'll need to use context to decide what I actually mean if I use the word minivan in a sentence.
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Post by ciscokid on May 2, 2008 19:07:44 GMT -5
How many guys can you fit in your minivan?
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Post by ½ A Gram on May 2, 2008 19:15:02 GMT -5
That reminded me of this:  |
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
