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Post by Nemesis on Jul 31, 2007 7:56:23 GMT -5
Everybody has their big ownage moments, outside t3h int3rw3bz.
What are some of them?
My favourite: I entered a class late (about 15 minutes late), and a stupid girl said: "OMG, j00 ar3 l8!!!11!!1". I replied: O RLY? Did you found that out on your own, or did you ask for help??
She downright shut up.
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Post by Flasawoo on Jul 31, 2007 9:08:18 GMT -5
Some kid threw our tennis ball over the fence when we were playing tennis.
I beat the shit out of him. Then stole his ball.
>__>
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Post by 'Fox on Jul 31, 2007 11:40:06 GMT -5
Some little asian dude who thought he was gangster pushed me agasint a locker. I then pushed my fist into his face a couple times. Doctors claim he saw rice swirling around his tiny head.
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 1, 2007 0:15:13 GMT -5
I was golfing with this one total douche bag, and he thought he was the greatest golfer since Tiger Woods. He bet me on a round of golf because he thought I was crap at golf. We got to the first tee (a par three) and he lost his tee shot out of bounds and then put one in the water hazard. I then proceeded to put my tee shot 3 feet from the hole. His phone then conveniently rang and he ran away from the first tee mumbling something about his pet goldfish dying.
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Post by shipwreck22 on Aug 1, 2007 0:51:34 GMT -5
/\Upshifted for the golf reference. Man that guy is a douche, saying he's "Tiger" and ends up line 4 while still on the tee.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 1, 2007 2:06:16 GMT -5
I heard someone say that I could NOT outSHOOT them with their OWN handgun. Then, I DID. It was awesome.
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Post by vitg on Aug 1, 2007 2:43:15 GMT -5
This is going back awhile but I remember having trouble with a pack of guys at high school.
They used to harass me and do things like sneak up behind me, king hit me, then run away. Brave, brave lads.
I could not do much as there were always about 6 or 7 of the F****rs . One day they surrounded me on one of the sports grounds and the main F****tard started laying into me, I decided enough was enough so I hit him.
Once.
The others, of course, all joined in, pushing and punching etc. then ran off.
In all the times these Neanderthals were bullying me they never left a mark on me ( He cant be wounded cause he's got no Heart ).
I saw the Head F***tard later that day - black eye, huge graze on his cheek and a fat lip.
They did not pick on me quite so much after that.
Of course these days I would just have KILLED THEM WHERE THEY STOOD.
Thanks for listening.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 1, 2007 3:04:03 GMT -5
I'm telling you, KILLING THEM WHERE THEY STAND is vastly underrated! Too many panty-waists out there are crying "violence is not the answer," but they're just kidding themselves. Pacifists simply get the shit kicked out of them continuously, whereas free men and women fight the F*** back!
Free man: You wanna oppress me?
Dick-tater:Yup.
Free man:O RLY?
Dick-tater: YA RLY!!
Free man:*KILLS HIM WHERE HE STANDS* Who's oppressed NOW, asshole!?!?! *celebrates freedom*
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Post by Nemesis on Aug 1, 2007 8:08:23 GMT -5
I also remember once, in something like 5th or 6th grade, some stupid kid was trying to unlock a door with the door's key (duh). He tried for almost 5 minutes, but to no avail. Another kid got there and said "Get out, I'll open this", and also tried for 5 minutes, but he also couldn't open the door.
I then arrive at the scene, and say: "Excuse me".
I turn the doorknob, only to reveal that the door was OPEN AND UNLOCKED. The other 2 guys were laughed by the rest of the class.
Pwned
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 1, 2007 11:56:12 GMT -5
Vitg- You actually remember your high school days? I didn't know they even had high school in the days of the dinosaurs.
OH DAAAMMMNNNN!!!!! MAJOR PWNAGE AT YOUR SERVICE.
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 1, 2007 23:48:43 GMT -5
^I was hoping no one would beat me to that joke.
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Post by vitg on Aug 2, 2007 3:52:52 GMT -5
Oh yes, I remember the Jurassic Period like it was yesterday.
And when I say 'High School" what I meant was our Cave was half way up a Cliff where the Dinos could not reach us.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 2, 2007 4:30:51 GMT -5
I love the Far Side comics about prehistoric life.
"Here napkin. Thag have mammoth on face."
*Thag shown with GINORMOUS FRICKIN' MAMMOTH TUSK stuck to his face while eating a roast*
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 2, 2007 20:06:09 GMT -5
^I have that book, I think.
I finally thought of one. A big ownage moment of mine happened during work. I was called in to the ER one night to discharge an old man. Although he was kinda not all there, he wasn't actually sick or anything, so they asked me to help him to his daughter's (I'm assuming, I'm kinda hazy) van. This dude wasn't trying to walk at all, and was basically dead weight. So I have to pick him up like a baby and put him in the van, since nobody else would do it. Suddenly, this guy drops a warm, fiber-y old man deuce right on my hand. At this point you might be thinking that the one that got pwned was none other than I...but you'd be wrong. It was then I took that steaming lump of pwn and wiped it all over the van while the driver wasn't looking. I mean I wiped until my hand was sanitary again, too. I'm not walking back through the hospital with ANY residual butt-sludge one THESE hands, or anywhere else for that matter.
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 2, 2007 20:11:42 GMT -5
^Nice.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
