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Post by Pegasus on Jan 14, 2009 0:13:22 GMT -5
Not sure how long this will last, but let's give it a shot! You follow the fastest line on your daily route to work even if it means driving into the other lane (not guilty). You follow the fastest line through the store while walking with a shopping cart (guilty). You drift shopping carts in and/or out of the store (LMAO, c'mon who HASN'T done this? XD). While following multiple car lengths behind a person on the highway, you think you'll go significantly faster (sometimes guilty, moreso in the morning when I'm not thinking straight.  ) While riding an ATV, you pretend you're driving a Group C race car (sometimes guilty). When you are convinced that 10% of the world's sports cars are some kind of Skyline (not guilty). When you blow up your engine because you thought running it past the redline for a while wouldn't do any harm (I don't know how much GT you'd have to play to do this...not guilty) |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jan 14, 2009 0:55:41 GMT -5
When you walk around school, you "hit the apex" on corners (totally guilty)
When you actually see the driving line on the road whilst your driving (really guilty)
When you know what a Subaru 360 is....and you're not a subaru fan.
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jan 14, 2009 4:03:56 GMT -5
...you considered dumping a can of paint from your car on the Nurburgring just to see if the mark makes it into GT5.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jan 14, 2009 17:08:55 GMT -5
actually, that'd be cool.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jan 14, 2009 20:28:35 GMT -5
You bump draft the car in front of you and are surprised when you leave a dent
You hit a rope barrier that separates the road from the crowd and are surprised when bystanders are injured.
You lose time wall riding instead of gaining like you're used to >_____>
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Post by Pegasus on Jan 16, 2009 12:14:05 GMT -5
When you walk around school, you "hit the apex" on corners (totally guilty) Oh wow, I do that a lot too... When you drive your car towards a group of people on the sidewalk and are shocked when you don't get stopped dead by an invisible barrier and instead mow them all down. When you try to do a wheelie so you can go 300+ MPH. When changing your car's oil, you try putting fresh oil in while you're still under the car. When you install a supercharger on your car and can't figure out what that whining noise is. |
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jan 19, 2009 3:51:15 GMT -5
...when you get the idea that they should make little "GT" marshmallows to add into Lucky Charms.
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Post by Pegasus on Jan 29, 2009 15:02:26 GMT -5
When you walk around like you're a car, including, but not limited to: making engine noises (audible or in your head), leaning back slightly when you're "accelerating," leaning forward when you're "braking," making tire squeel noises (audible or in your head) when you make a hard turn, making hissing noises when you have a turbo or when you're using nitrous, making whining noises when you have a supercharger, relating your moving speed to what a car would do (walking 2 MPH = 15 MPH, running 10 MPH = 60 MPH, etc), and making crashing noises if you bump into something. Yeah, I can't tell you how long I've been doing all of the above...   ;D |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jan 29, 2009 17:40:09 GMT -5
when you start going to work and supervising peoples activities in "B spec mode"
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Post by Spartan on Feb 2, 2009 20:40:23 GMT -5
when you start going to work and supervising peoples activities in "B spec mode" And if you're the boss, you gotta tell them when to get coffee for you, or fix the copier. |
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Post by Pegasus on Mar 22, 2009 21:19:33 GMT -5
When you put a 50 lb. bag of dog food in the trunk of your FWD Buick and complain about how it negatively affects your acceleration and handling.
Yeah, that's me, though it did come in handy in winter...
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