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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Mar 19, 2007 16:52:25 GMT -5
1. Get job. 2. Get car. 3. Get raise. 4. Get GF. 5. Get raise. 6. Get raise. 7. Get raise. 8. Finally be able to afford GF. 8.1. Have sex. 8.2.Have sex. 8.3.Have sex. 8.4.Have sex. 8.5.Have sex. 8.6.Have sex. 8.7.Have sex. 8.8.Have sex. 8.9.Have sex. 9. Get liquor. 10. Get 2nd job to afford liquor while you new GF drives you to drink. 11. Go to couples counseling. 12. Cheat on psycho GF with hot female couples counselor. 12.1. Have sex 12.2. Have sex 12.3. Have sex 12.4. Have sex 12.5. Have wild untamed beast sex 12.6. Have sex 12.7. Have sex 12.8. Have sex 12.9. Have sex 13. Find out couples counselor loves to play "Wii Sports". 14. Get Wii. 15. Give Wii.
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Post by nightmare75 on Mar 19, 2007 19:31:40 GMT -5
Replace "get a car" with "get a computer." Why would I want a car when I already have a truck?? With the computer, I could cheat on my gf ONLINEXoxorxoxroxx!!!1one
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Mar 19, 2007 20:24:12 GMT -5
That's fine. Just as long as you realize that when you're cheating on your GF online, you're really talking dirty to some sloppy fat, greasy, cheeto-covered, AXE body spray using, basement dwelling 60 year old dude...wearing pink heart panties and bra for his man-jugs. Your choice.
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Post by 'Fox on Mar 19, 2007 20:38:19 GMT -5
Lol. Get wii, Give wii. It reminded me of that "give blood" commercial. And made me think...
"Wii... It's in you to give."
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Post by nightmare75 on Mar 19, 2007 21:42:54 GMT -5
That's fine. Just as long as you realize that when you're cheating on your GF online, you're really talking dirty to some sloppy fat, greasy, cheeto-covered, AXE body spray using, basement dwelling 60 year old dude...wearing pink heart panties and bra for his man-jugs. Your choice. I try to ignore that fact and only look at the picture of the hot chick that slob found on google images instead. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and 13 year olds are FBI agents.
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Post by Flasawoo on Mar 20, 2007 11:39:02 GMT -5
Fox pwnd me bad
v_v
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Mar 31, 2007 1:50:24 GMT -5
He pwn'd you because he does not PH33R Y0R W4NG-5TR4NGL1NG P0W3RZ!!11!111!LMFAOLOLOL
Also, it's great to have a GF that actually isn't psycho, and that loves guns nearly as much as I do! wewt
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Post by Flasawoo on Mar 31, 2007 4:21:23 GMT -5
Your right igni!!! GOD DAMN IT YOUR RIGHT!!!!! * FOX, YOU SHALL FEAR ME*grabs fox's balls* *squeezes*
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Post by 'Fox on Mar 31, 2007 10:15:19 GMT -5
*4ntiPh33r*
HAH. *Flips Ball heater switch*
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire!!"
*Burnzez t3h flasa's Hands*
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Post by Flasawoo on Mar 31, 2007 12:14:28 GMT -5
*looks at hands*
Ouch.....
*looks at your balls, all shrivelled, squeezed of juice, and burnt*
I think i'd prefer to be me.....
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Post by 'Fox on Mar 31, 2007 12:17:38 GMT -5
*sheds balls, revealing new huge ripe nuts.*
*toothy grin*
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Post by Flasawoo on Mar 31, 2007 12:36:03 GMT -5
*Lunges in for another attack*
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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Post by nightmare75 on Mar 31, 2007 13:23:14 GMT -5
I think it may be best to just watch this one from the safety of the stands.
*puts on depleted uranium nut cup just in case*
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Mar 31, 2007 23:39:01 GMT -5
*hides in a nuke-safe bunker with my many guns*
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Post by Nemesis on Apr 20, 2007 5:44:25 GMT -5
I'm in a War Zone? Better hide!!!
*joins igninoc*
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