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Lupin_IV
Speed Personified

We can smell our own.

Posts: 1,600

Engrish Oct 28, 2007 21:54:15 GMT -5

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Post by Lupin_IV on Oct 28, 2007 21:54:15 GMT -5

This thread will be dedicated to text translated poorly into English.

I was inspired to start this thread based on this ebay message:

Dear -------,

Hi Friend,
The Item already Send!
Thank you bidding the item!
The item shipping by EMS will take 7 working days delivered!
The tracking number is -------------- by EMS, please check it in next day.
I try my best to make you feel fun and satisfied with your bidding and purchase!
Kinds regards!

- luckly456

My username and tracking number have been removed, but the sender's username has not because it is a fine example of Engrish by itself.

Rotary
Professional Racer

Posts: 172

Engrish Oct 28, 2007 22:42:13 GMT -5

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Post by Rotary on Oct 28, 2007 22:42:13 GMT -5

"This chair can only load 225lbs maximum. Please do not apply any loads over the above wt. or you may cause the chair broken & injure yourself.

Made in China"

That was on a pair of folding lawn chairs I used to have. Both are now broken, but I did not cause the chair broken and I did not injure myself. The rivets snapped on one, the soft plastic joints broke, etc.

Shit chairs, I tell you. I only weigh 200lbs, so I DID NOT OVERLOAD IT.

Shit chairs...

HEY! WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? DRUGS? MONEY? DRUG MONEY?

coley666 Racer He's watching everything you do... Posts: 124	Engrish Oct 29, 2007 6:15:38 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by coley666 on Oct 29, 2007 6:15:38 GMT -5 My response to this thread; www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kIo0wjkwPY
	Don't let your mind wander....it's too small to be out on it's own photobucket.com/albums/a117/Coley-666/

oldguy1957
Racer

T3H Spyker!!

Posts: 139

Engrish Oct 29, 2007 8:26:26 GMT -5

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Post by oldguy1957 on Oct 29, 2007 8:26:26 GMT -5

After asking for a "drivers and utilities" disc from Dell for my wife's piece-of-crap Dell laptop:

Thank you for contacting Dell Technical Support.

I apologize to say but the inspiron 1200 is non shipping system so we can not send the driver CD.

A.K.A. Don Papa

Lupin_IV Speed Personified We can smell our own. Posts: 1,600	Engrish Oct 29, 2007 15:19:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lupin_IV on Oct 29, 2007 15:19:29 GMT -5 From a fortune cookie: An agreeable romance might begin to take on the appearance. Which makes me question the 'Learn Chinese' line on the other side: hun yao kaor nun = Quite possible
	Last Edit: Oct 29, 2007 15:21:37 GMT -5 by Lupin_IV

nightmare75 Unlimited Pro Mod There's no need for words with a car this awesome Posts: 2,467	Engrish Oct 29, 2007 15:54:15 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightmare75 on Oct 29, 2007 15:54:15 GMT -5 All your base are belong to us???
	Proud follower of Pastafarianism 12/15/06 women in general are nuts -- trombgirl Current rig: Q6700 @ 3.21 GHz (3.62 for benchmarking)\|Sapphire Radeon HD 4870\| 4 GB G.Skill DDR2 800\|Asus P5Q Pro P45\|640 GB + 160 GB Western Digital SATA HDDs\|700W Rocketfish PSU\|Cooler Master ATCS 840 Full Tower

trombgirl Professional Racer Posts: 157	Engrish Oct 29, 2007 22:40:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trombgirl on Oct 29, 2007 22:40:19 GMT -5 lol coley My response to this thread - www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc LMFAO!!

IGNIGNOC Unlimited Pro Mod Best. Avatar. Evar. Posts: 1,941	Engrish Oct 30, 2007 9:10:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by IGNIGNOC on Oct 30, 2007 9:10:59 GMT -5 No one could ever top: "This guy are sick."
	s118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/00bermanz/ The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...) Proudly furnishing the world's finest KILLING THEM WHERE THEY STAND™ since 1980.

Rotary Professional Racer Posts: 172	Engrish Oct 30, 2007 11:22:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Rotary on Oct 30, 2007 11:22:58 GMT -5 The Predator would love you right now, Igni. 911 posts (Stupid ass kid thinks 911's are better than the world).
	HEY! WHAT YOU GOT IN THERE? DRUGS? MONEY? DRUG MONEY?

IGNIGNOC Unlimited Pro Mod Best. Avatar. Evar. Posts: 1,941	Engrish Oct 30, 2007 12:09:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by IGNIGNOC on Oct 30, 2007 12:09:43 GMT -5 Eh. I've had better.... <---------------ZOMFG!!1 NO LONGER 911 POASTS!!11!11!! D00DWTFBBQ!?!?!?
	Last Edit: Oct 30, 2007 12:10:04 GMT -5 by IGNIGNOC s118.photobucket.com/albums/o97/00bermanz/ The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...) Proudly furnishing the world's finest KILLING THEM WHERE THEY STAND™ since 1980.

ciscokid
Throttlehog

Posts: 728

Engrish Oct 30, 2007 12:56:10 GMT -5

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Post by ciscokid on Oct 30, 2007 12:56:10 GMT -5

I was at Blockbuster a few weeks ago, picked up a movie that looked interesting based on the cover. I turned it over to read the description and the first line mentions that it's about a "scret agent". I stopped there. No need to watch the movie if they can't even edit the write-up properly

Can you imagine a Civic going back down the hill... telling the driver, "I won't go"

DeltaMustang65
Unlimited Pro Mod

Home is where the track is.

Posts: 2,539

Engrish Oct 30, 2007 13:13:55 GMT -5

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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Oct 30, 2007 13:13:55 GMT -5

ignignoc said:

No one could ever top: "This guy are sick."

FF7'd!

Sorry, Mike, but I can top that.

FF1: Garland: "I, Garland, will knock you all down!!"

FF4: Some guy in Kaipo: "A girl was saved from Baron falling down." (I think...I can't find the exact quote, and the guy in my game has stopped saying that line)

Last Edit: Oct 30, 2007 15:27:58 GMT -5 by DeltaMustang65

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

-George Carlin

Nemesis Racing Elite RIP Dad 1936-2008 Posts: 553	Engrish Oct 30, 2007 13:32:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Nemesis on Oct 30, 2007 13:32:04 GMT -5 Also from Final Fantasy 7: "I feel asleep!"
	RIP Dad 1936-2008 You will forever be missed

nightmare75 Unlimited Pro Mod There's no need for words with a car this awesome Posts: 2,467	Engrish Oct 30, 2007 20:17:54 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nightmare75 on Oct 30, 2007 20:17:54 GMT -5 This thread is currently under the construction.
	Proud follower of Pastafarianism 12/15/06 women in general are nuts -- trombgirl Current rig: Q6700 @ 3.21 GHz (3.62 for benchmarking)\|Sapphire Radeon HD 4870\| 4 GB G.Skill DDR2 800\|Asus P5Q Pro P45\|640 GB + 160 GB Western Digital SATA HDDs\|700W Rocketfish PSU\|Cooler Master ATCS 840 Full Tower

Lupin_IV
Speed Personified

We can smell our own.

Posts: 1,600

Engrish Oct 30, 2007 20:52:39 GMT -5

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Post by Lupin_IV on Oct 30, 2007 20:52:39 GMT -5

Using WorldLingo to translate the Subtitled Anime entry on Uncyclopedia:

Japanese subtitle animationTo supplement the speech where with variety program and the like, you hear in the speech and the noise where the one which is made letter is funny take and in order the [zu] and others you apply.

It should be obvious that the chosen phrasing was intended to return Engrish.

Also, because this thread is still without images: