Post by vitg on Oct 7, 2007 2:43:36 GMT -5
viperinthegrass
Posted 1/10/2007 8:46:57 PM
Cripes ! You cheeky young
whippersna....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I Liked The Viperinthegrass So Much, I Bought The Company!
Gamer3241
Posted 1/10/2007 9:03:34 PM
"3. I must not poke Gamer with a stick during recess because
I am jealous.
XDXDXD"
how did it take you to come up with that rule?
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Kage Bunshin no Jutsu
wanderingmuse22
Posted 1/12/2007 6:18:43 AM
message detail um,
*bump*
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For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so
will be the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:27
ciscrack
Posted 1/12/2007 9:43:55 AM
I don't know how it could go in the BR, but has anyone
driven the CTR2 at the Ice Arena? It might be just the place for that
underteering tart of a car to feel at home.
I completey missed that post. Did you try it yet Muse? Maybe I'll put
GTA:SA away for a few minutes just for kicks. See how well I drive w/ my
new assortment of space age acid rap I've been listening to. Check the vid
below if you want a taste.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JV4kK9grFw
photobucket.com/albums/a282/ciscrack/?sc=1
ciscrack
Posted 1/12/2007 3:26:16 PM
RUF CTR2 Ice Arena
Normal- 52.038 Not completely clean, but passable. It feels heavier than
Mr. Yellow and seems like the acceleration is a bit slower, but it also
isn't constantly trying to break traction like its 'bird brother. Early
braking is necessary as always. It still feels understeery too, maybe even
more so because of the icy surface, yadadamean?
Reverse- 51.325 Exceptionally clean lap for this time. Almost as fast as
my Santa's Helper BR Skyline, but felt way more in control.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JV4kK9grFw
photobucket.com/albums/a282/ciscrack/?sc=1
wanderingmuse22
Posted 1/14/2007 7:16:39 AM
I have not tried it yet, but I hope to soon. I love
convertibles on the ice, have you tried any of those? Oh, which reminds
me...
If you were to be a pimp, in which WR would you cruise around looking
fabulous?
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For as lightning that comes from the east is visible even in the west, so
will be the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:27
computerboi99
Posted 1/14/2007 7:26:10 AM
Almost as fast as my Santa's Helper BR Skyline, but felt
way more in control.
Yes this is a n00bish question, but I'm not sure what you're talking
about.....can you post pics/explain please?
(I'm such a n00b, I was just skimming through the topics)
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"Yo motha's boobs!" Me
computerboi99
Posted 1/14/2007 7:27:14 AM
Sorry for double post, I'm looking for answers on just hte
Santas Helper Skyline.
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"Yo motha's boobs!" Me
ciscrack
Posted 1/14/2007 9:11:54 AM
Repost for compeuterboi
viperinthegrass
Posted 12/22/2006 2:46:48 PM
message detail Santa's Little Helper Budget Rider™
Rudolph has done it this time.
The long night of delivering was nearly over too, just a few deliveries at
Adenau, a couple of Villages around Nürburg and Santa could call it a
night.
That was until Rudolph spotted the "Adenau Egg Nog & Karaoke Bar".
"Hey let’s pop in there for a quick snort " said Rudolph. Big mistake.
Santa returns to find his Sled unattended and what sounds like a riot
happening in a nearby Bar. Peering through the window he looks on a scene
of total devastation.
Blitzen is blitzed, Dasher is trying to pick a fight with some Japanese
businessmen, and Cupid is absolutely blind and chatting up a hat stand in
the corner. Comet is crying drunk and belting out his version of “My Way”
on the stage. Rudolph is unconscious on the floor, his nose glowing and
filling the Bar with an eerie Red Light.
“Scheisse” says Santa, “WTF do I do now?”
Then he spots YOUR Car outside the Bar.
viperinthegrass
Posted 12/23/2006 6:52:33 PM
message detail Santa's Little Helper Budget Rider™
So you agree to help Santa out by giving him a ride, but time is short and
this will be no easy task.
Your Car can be any one you chose except Racecars.
You have had an unlimited Budget to develop your Car; no expense has been
spared.
Due to the Magic of Christmas, Santa Claus and his Toysack add no weight
to your car.
As you fire up your Pride and Joy and Santa squeezes into the passenger
seat, he informs you that to finish his nights work you have only 7 ‘ 15
to complete a lap of the Nürburgring. He will take care of dropping of the
presents along the way, no stops.
“7 ‘ 15 ? a piece of Cake” I hear you say, “That’s a doddle. Vitg has
really lost the plot this time” are some of the more printable comments,
BUT there is a twist.
A real Christmas needs Snow and Ice ( we could sure use some here to put
those damn bushfires out !) so –
You will need to complete one lap of Ice Arena as well.
Total combined time target - 7 ‘ 15 or less.You may detune your Car for
the Ice lap, but no less than 540 Hp.
Cookies awarded for clean laps.
Good Luck and try not to kill Santa.
It is Christmas Eve here in Oz, so I am off shortly for some Family get
togethers, which will involve copious quantities of food and alcohol. So I
would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a Merry Christmas,
have a very safe and happy time.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JV4kK9grFw
photobucket.com/albums/a282/ciscrack/?sc=1
ciscrack
Posted 1/14/2007 9:13:01 AM
Repost for computerboi
ciscrack
Posted 12/26/2006 11:40:37 AM
Santa's little helper BR
Mulling over my choices for this event, I couldn't figure out which car
would be most capable of completing the trip in the alloted time. And to
make the diecision a little more difficult was trying to find a car that I
was allowed to put snow tires on. I thought about using a Viper, but was
unsure of stability at high speeds at Nurb'. My faved Yellowbird would end
up killing Santa in a heartbeat. A Subaru? No. Ok, fine, I'll go with a
Skyline even though I don't really want to. So I took my special Ciscrack
Flyin' Skyline Edition 2002 GT-R V-Spec II Nur. Upgrade to the max w/ race
exhaust, chip, original turbo/intercooler, port polish, engine balance,
displacemnet up, drivetrain mods, weight redux, brakes and R5's. Hp listed
at 868.
I really don't want to tell the whole story of not killing Santa. I don't
want to relive that experience as I don't want to spend the next 10 yrs.
in therapy. I did it. it wasn't easy, and the car's a little bashed up,
but all the children are happy.
Time 6'22.880
Ice Arena
At some of the higher delivery points on the trip, I noticed snow falling
and the road becoming increasingly more white. I pulled over to de-tune my
Santa's Sleigh of Doom. I open up the hood, pulled off some of the velcro
strips on my engine, replacing the original turbo w/ a stage 2 and I
stripped the chip. And of course I had to pull out the set on snow tires I
had stashed in the super secret compartment in the trunk(I've had 12 dead
bodies..... errr... forget that). SO now I'm riding w/ 555hp.
I'm glad this section was short, cause if it was any longer, I might've
had a heart attack. And Santa as well. The rear bumper did exactly what
it's name says it should, but there weren't any really hard bumps. I
finally got through w/ Santa finishing his deliveries in 51.037
Total time 7'13.917
Bartender! One bourbon, one scotch, one beer!
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