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Post by ½ A Gram on Jul 17, 2008 2:59:12 GMT -5
i always thought it was M-16?
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 17, 2008 4:16:51 GMT -5
That is the prescription for his eyes. The measurement across his knuckles is exactly 1 STFU, and his shoe size is pwn3d.
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MacktasticSlick
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jul 17, 2008 12:52:16 GMT -5
A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jul 17, 2008 13:22:01 GMT -5
@igni: we all know that Chuck Norris does not wear shoes. The back of his heel is already harder than steel. shoes or boots would only serve to cushion the blow.
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MacktasticSlick
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jul 17, 2008 14:14:41 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick, you die.
If Chuck Norris misses with the roundhouse kick, the passing wind will tear out your pancreas.
By the way, Chuck Norris never misses a roundhouse kick.
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 17, 2008 14:30:06 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris was the main character in "24", the series would have to be shortened to "24 seconds"
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MacktasticSlick
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jul 17, 2008 15:05:12 GMT -5
Lance Armstrong once challenged Chuck Norris to a "Who has more testicles" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 18, 2008 4:01:05 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris was the main character in "24", the series would have to be shortened to "24 seconds" Having noticed this comment, Keifer Sutherland has commanded me to kill you 1 time at some point the next time I see you in GTA IV. |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 18, 2008 4:46:21 GMT -5
^Just be sure to record it on a crapture card and upload it to j00t00b3 so we can all watch. To be perfectly honest, it kinda sounds a little epic.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jul 18, 2008 12:10:03 GMT -5
Delta: why did you tell him?
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Post by Nemesis on Jul 18, 2008 14:26:12 GMT -5
If Chuck Norris was the main character in "24", the series would have to be shortened to "24 seconds" Having noticed this comment, Keifer Sutherland has commanded me to kill you 1 time at some point the next time I see you in GTA IV. The same Kiefer Sutherland that was instantly killed by Jack Bauer when he knew that he was being played by Sutherland. No one plays Jack Bauer. Ever ;D |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 18, 2008 20:37:19 GMT -5
I should change my GTA name to Jack Bauer.
"Jack Bauer high-calibre'd Nemesis_Lion"
Sweet...
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Post by Pegasus on Aug 21, 2008 8:06:35 GMT -5
I heard these on the radio this morning.
How do you know when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call a lawyer who's buried up to his head in sand?
A good start.
What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
No one cries when the lawyer gets chopped up.
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Post by J Money on Aug 21, 2008 8:28:14 GMT -5
I got one.
Why does a hooker make more money than a drug dealer?
She can wash her crack and resell it.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 21, 2008 12:56:36 GMT -5
I can't believe I haven't heard that one before.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
