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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 21, 2008 13:12:56 GMT -5
I have. It's not a common one around here though.
Another, that I think may be a repost. whatever.
(WARNING: Racial joke included. Leave your thin skin at the door)
What's the difference between a squaw and a hockey player?
At least the hockey player showers after his 3rd period.
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 21, 2008 13:39:53 GMT -5
The NFL was going through some tough financial problems and decided they needed to do something about it. They decided to combine a couple teams to reduce operating costs. The first candidates for the NFL were the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The league decided on the name, the "Tampacks." However, when they first took the field, they did not play very well. They were only good for one period and they had no second string.
And for the record, I'm a Packers fan.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 21, 2008 15:46:06 GMT -5
^ROFL, Tampacks. Awesome.
...but what's a squaw???
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 21, 2008 16:01:54 GMT -5
you don't know what a squaw is?
Native chick. I don't like the natives around here. any society who is willing to drink LYSOL to get buzzed, is just fucking useless.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 21, 2008 16:17:02 GMT -5
Native to you (canadian chick)? Or native in general?
Yeah, I've never heard that one. And here I thought I've heard everything.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 21, 2008 16:30:54 GMT -5
Native Canadian.
It's not that I unjustly hate them. they do NOTHING for our society. and leach money off of it in the process anyway. they are completely useless as a part of society here right now, and are doing nothing to help it. Note that these instances are mainly in Saskatchewan. Alberta, Manitoba, BC, they all work and contribute there. It's here, in this craphole province, where we've babied them and mollycoddled them and submitted to their bullshit that they just get whatever the fuck they want.
Example: Some of them were apparently assaulted at some residential schools. The canadian Gov't put forth like 4 billion or something in restitution money as an apology. I know one guy (I do get along with a few of em) who cleared like 15 grand off his grandfathers residential school money. where did it go? weed, booze, and a new car, IIRC. no bank account, no house payment, nothing. BOOZE, WEED and a FUCKING CAR.
However, this, I really wouldn't have a problem with, if it was for everyone who was abused in said schools. But there was a residential school in Newfoundland which was noted as being quite bad for said abuse, and NOTHING was done for those people. the schooled was bulldozed some years ago, and the whole thing glossed over.
Not to mention them pulling the race card every fucking time they don't get what they want. then there's the whole "living off welfare" thing...and you start to see that they are just leeches.
And that doesn't even begin the reasons I hate them. I'm a hateful motherfucker though.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 21, 2008 21:30:28 GMT -5
Native Canadian. It's not that I unjustly hate them. they do NOTHING for our society. and leach money off of it in the process anyway. they are completely useless as a part of society here right now, and are doing nothing to help it. Note that these instances are mainly in Saskatchewan. Alberta, Manitoba, BC, they all work and contribute there. It's here, in this craphole province, where we've babied them and mollycoddled them and submitted to their bullshit that they just get whatever the fuck they want. Example: Some of them were apparently assaulted at some residential schools. The canadian Gov't put forth like 4 billion or something in restitution money as an apology. I know one guy (I do get along with a few of em) who cleared like 15 grand off his grandfathers residential school money. where did it go? weed, booze, and a new car, IIRC. no bank account, no house payment, nothing. BOOZE, WEED and a FUCKING CAR. However, this, I really wouldn't have a problem with, if it was for everyone who was abused in said schools. But there was a residential school in Newfoundland which was noted as being quite bad for said abuse, and NOTHING was done for those people. the schooled was bulldozed some years ago, and the whole thing glossed over. Not to mention them pulling the race card every fucking time they don't get what they want. then there's the whole "living off welfare" thing...and you start to see that they are just leeches. And that doesn't even begin the reasons I hate them. I'm a hateful motherfucker though. Wow. All of that sounds remarkably familiar...  |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 22, 2008 0:54:17 GMT -5
i just fucking hate them....It's gotten my ass beaten a few times.
Plus, their women are gross lookin by the time they hit 18. most of em resemble a watermelon on toothpicks.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Aug 22, 2008 12:34:31 GMT -5
That almost sounded like an intro to a new joke.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 22, 2008 13:38:54 GMT -5
so topheavy, they sway more than the world trade centre.
And we have a saying for their drinking habits
The Squaw's mantra:
One Jack Daniels knocks me out, Two Jack daniels knocks me up!
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 22, 2008 20:46:17 GMT -5
Ha.
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Post by latino1ny on Aug 28, 2008 18:58:36 GMT -5
Latino welcomes himself back by bringing you these new jokes.
(WARNING: Jokes may have a racial nature, if you are offended easily by explicit content, please hit the "back" button on your internet browser.)
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Post by latino1ny on Aug 28, 2008 18:59:02 GMT -5
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling
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Post by latino1ny on Aug 28, 2008 18:59:31 GMT -5
How do you get him down?
Invite Mexicans over for a piñata party
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Post by latino1ny on Aug 28, 2008 18:59:57 GMT -5
How do you babysit a black kid?
Lick his lips and stick him to the window
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