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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 15, 2008 22:14:03 GMT -5
a cell phone?
The antenna works betetr when it's pulled out
the cell phone fits into the hole of your pocket
the flip phones can be "jerked" or "whipped" open
and i knwo a few women who keep em in between the boobies.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 15, 2008 22:52:08 GMT -5
Nope, it's not a cell phone, or the wedding vegetables, nor is it a rubber band (wtf Pegasus? Upshift just for the laughs).
Cookie for vegetable reference, by the way.
It's a seatbelt.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 15, 2008 23:00:07 GMT -5
Okay, this one sucks, but I have never heard this one before.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like... Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 15, 2008 23:00:27 GMT -5
Austin powers?
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 15, 2008 23:01:33 GMT -5
Same post time again, ftw.
And I have never seen Austin Powers, so I have no idea why you said that.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 16, 2008 12:25:25 GMT -5
austin powers calls it: The wedding Tackle and The Meat N two Veg.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 16, 2008 12:41:57 GMT -5
His dad also calls it the "general and two colonels," "master of ceremonies," and the "giggle-stick."
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 16, 2008 12:50:03 GMT -5
can't forget "looks like a babies arm holdin an apple!"
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 16, 2008 12:55:31 GMT -5
"My WORD! You're a tripod!!1 Well, the good new is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand."
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 16, 2008 15:25:35 GMT -5
"Your spy car's a MINI?!"
"Come on now son, it's not the size, it's how you use it"
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 16, 2008 16:36:13 GMT -5
Oh, okay yeah I suppose that is a good reason to see Austin Powers. Giggle stick lmao!
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 16, 2008 17:20:40 GMT -5
This is my submarine. It's long, hard, and full of seamen. *laughter ensues* OK people, it wasn't THAT funny!
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 16, 2008 19:40:54 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've seen bigger chunks of corn in my crap!
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 16, 2008 22:00:04 GMT -5
WTF?! This topic is now about Austin Powers quotes!
JESUS CHRIST! This diaper's mkain mah noots rub togethar! It's gonna star' a FIAR!"
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 16, 2008 22:55:53 GMT -5
Hey, that's fine by me. Austin Powers ROCKS!
First things first! Where's your shitter? I got a turtle head poking out!
C'mere, I'm gonna eat you! I'm bigger than you, I'm higher in the food chain! Get in my belly!
Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I got bigger titties than you do, I got more chins than a Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willie in two years which is long enough to declare legally dead!
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