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Post by vitg on Jun 5, 2008 22:41:58 GMT -5
Thats not what Delta says !!!!
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 5, 2008 22:43:41 GMT -5
Also, on topic - Just to mention it again but I have a capture card and am willing to produce anything you Guys & Gals want ( except pron of course). Wait a second, what do you mean? |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 5, 2008 23:24:33 GMT -5
he means he has a capture card, so he can record anything we request.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 5, 2008 23:28:16 GMT -5
Ok, that's what I thought, but the retard part of my brain reared it's ugly head randomly. For a brief moment, I thought he was talking about stuff that we have lol.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 6, 2008 15:38:52 GMT -5
I guess that whenever I get around to buying a capture card, I'll have to be the one to record all teh pr0n...
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 6, 2008 17:02:08 GMT -5
the last thing i want is to see is you having teh s3x.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 7, 2008 12:57:35 GMT -5
Oh, there are worse things, I'm sure. Plus, I'd be having t3h h4wt v4dg1nuhl s3cks with a CHICK. And, as we all know, chicks have bewbs. You do like bewbs, don't you?
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 7, 2008 15:14:23 GMT -5
yes. but i have a feeling your photographer would end up doing those ghey nut sack shots that are far too common in t3h pr0n these days.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 8, 2008 22:30:56 GMT -5
Yeah, pr0n is getting on my nerves these days. Between chicks being coached to constantly tell a dude that he's ZOMG M4$$1V3 even when he's like 3", seeing more of the guys haphazardly wiped balloon knot than anything else, all the rape shit, and the just plain retardedness going on, it's almost enough to make one give up pr0n completely. Oh, and don't get me started (again) on the whole asian poo/pee mess...
I guess this is all done for what appears to be pr0n's target audience, the lower 50% of humanity.
What ever happened to good clean fun?
Anywho, now would be a good time to get back on topic. I've been thinking about getting one of those in-car cams used during racing, but I think I need a cage to mount it too. Plus, I have no clue what they cost or where to get them. That would be a good idea, too, right? You'd have vids of the game, and those that had the means could contribute RL vids.
P.S. Graham, I actually know a girl that films some of her friends doing the deed. She's into chicks now (or so she says), so Meg wouldn't have to worry about her taking advantage of me. LOL But yeah, her name is Emily, and now Meg can't use that name for any possible daughters due to several complicating factors. It's ok, though, cuz my family only makes boys.
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jun 8, 2008 22:43:16 GMT -5
I've been watching 70s porn for a while. Porn's much more enjoyable when it has a story.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 8, 2008 22:45:05 GMT -5
^For that, you will have like eleven girls. [refers to Delta's post]
I can't see a reason for needing a cage for mounting a dash-cam. Lots of police cars are equipped with them, and they don't have rollcages. Of course, if you did that, you would have to take your car to Laguna and Infineon and record some laps for yo boiz.
About pr0n: I can't understand something. Why, when the target audience is supposed to be hetero men, does the "Money Shot" consist entirely of some dude stroking his knob and blowing his load in the general direction of what might be a female and/or her interesting body parts? Why capitalize on teh man parts? What's not interesting about a female, her genitalia/funbags, or her orgasm? If I wanted to watch some dude stroking his wang, I'd beat my meat in front of a mirror rather than shelling out however much $$$ for teh pr0n vidz. Honestly, the deviance abounding in modern pr0n is upsetting. It is indeed targeted toward the lowest echelon of humanity, and it doesn't fail to deliver... :-\
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 22:45:22 GMT -5
but the beaver....*shudders*
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 9, 2008 0:08:00 GMT -5
I like the cage mounted cams, just because it gives the viewer the perspective of being a passenger in the car. I'd post some examples, but all I can find right now is drifting vids and others that are just plain lame.
Yeah, what ever happened to the pr0ns with stories? I used to see those sometimes at my friend's house when I was in grade school. (No nudie channel at mine) Granted, the stories were pretty dumb, but they were leaps and bounds better than what's available now. Not that I go shopping for teh pr0n much....maybe that's the problem!
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 9, 2008 0:19:37 GMT -5
people want porn. not a lame assed half hour story with another half hour of porn.
that's what hardcore was inventd for. All pr0n, for the entire duration of the movie.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 9, 2008 1:33:34 GMT -5
But, but...knowing about the characters on a deeper level can only help you care about their ultimate fates, like who they will end up banging in the end.
Seriously, though, Meg has this one pr0n that's called "Behind the Mask". It's the pr0n version of Eyes Wide Shut. The acting is kinda goofy, of course. I was trying to look it up, but I can't seem to find it. Not finding pr0n online, weird, huh? I found some new ones, though, like Carolina Jones, and Little Miss Where the Sun Don't Shine. LOL
*waits for someone to make a joke involving the word "deep"*
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