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Post by Nemesis on Aug 29, 2007 6:52:45 GMT -5
Thank you Amber!!!  An Upshift is heading your way! I remembered another one yesterday: Some wise guy thought he could beat me at chess. So he challenged me and I accepted (I'm not the kind of backing down of any challenge). Before the start of the game he said he was going to pwn me. I checkmate'D his ass in about 15 plays |
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Post by cleopatra on Aug 29, 2007 9:37:07 GMT -5
#31 When I was in 10th grade there was this guy in my class who was a complete dork and he always had something STUPID to say. Well, one day in class our teacher told us we could study for our final and he walked out to take care of something.Then the RETARD started talking and wouldn't shut-up. Then I turned around (AFTER EVERYONE HAD ASK HIM TO ZIP IT) and ask him one more time to "please be quiet" well he put his shirt over his face and was like" YOU can't see me Ha Ha You can't see me" OK well I was trying to be kind and patient but then out of Nowhere something came over me and I HIT HIM IN THE FACE WITH A 3inch thick Algebra book and said" Can't see this either". He shut-up then and everyone couldn't stop laughing.  In the end we were all able to study in silence and all made A's in the class. |
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Post by J Money on Aug 29, 2007 14:25:14 GMT -5
^lol |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 30, 2007 1:35:15 GMT -5
Amber has just become a Hero... 0_0
I'm SOOOOO in love with you right now, Hon....
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 30, 2007 13:27:46 GMT -5
Awww.... Igni's in love. How sweet.
I had a pretty big one today.
So I was hanging out with my friends, most of whom are anime freaks. I, however, am not an anime freak. I said something wrong about one of the shows and the obligatory group asshole starts in on me, saying I'm lame and that I don't fit in. He was about to keep going when I interrupted him, saying: "Let me just stop you right there. It has occurred to me recently that you're the biggest douche bag I've ever met, which is saying something because I used to know cowboys. Now, before you go on some more about how you don't think I fit in with my friends, how bout you stop and think about how your opinion doesn't matter to me. Instead of spouting ignorance, how bout you just shut your mouth and spare us the idiocy that would surely spew forth if you didn't, mmkay?"
He kinda just stuttered for a couple seconds after that and then stormed off. Then everybody else laughed. It was pretty sweet.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 30, 2007 23:48:48 GMT -5
I would have told him to go jack off to some of that stupid-ass anime monster tentacle rape bullshit. You know he's going to anyway. Now when he does, the thrill will be ruined because he'll be thinking of you and the fact that you suggested it. Bonus, if he can actually bust one, he'll feel quite gay.
Either way, you win.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 31, 2007 3:55:06 GMT -5
Nightmare wins if some anime-huffing freak pops nut whilst thinkin' about him? WTF? 0_o In my book, that would actually classify as the OPPOSITE of win. However, he was quite soundly pwn3d (specifically the last frame). Nice show, old chap! BTW, I was re-doing some stuff for HR at work tonight (had to re-file some "misplaced" paperwork) and slipped the completed folder back into the HR dept. mail box. I thought to myself and chuckled as I realized that........ <_< >_> "I was SLIDING my PACKAGE into my HR lady's BOX." Roffle.  |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 31, 2007 13:02:53 GMT -5
Nightmare wins if some anime-huffing freak pops nut whilst thinkin' about him? WTF? 0_o In my book, that would actually classify as the OPPOSITE of win. Yes, he wins. That's about as badly as you can mess with someone's head. Anime dude is gonna be scarred for YEARS with his apparent hidden lust for Nightmare. |
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Post by Lupin_IV on Aug 31, 2007 13:41:30 GMT -5
Whoa Delta, you have some serious rage against anime fans.
Did an old girlfriend trick you into reading yaoi or something?
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Sept 1, 2007 3:59:33 GMT -5
^LMAO!!!
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coley666
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He's watching everything you do...
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Post by coley666 on Sept 1, 2007 8:54:16 GMT -5
Jesus. Agh. I just googled it. Why God, why in your all powerful existance would you create that? Ugh...
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Sept 1, 2007 12:44:54 GMT -5
I don't know what that is, and thanks to coley's sacrifice, I'm not going to research it.
I don't hate anime fans, just the majority of them. The ones I know are into it for the cartoon ass. Plus, these people also tend to be seriously immature in other aspects of their life, worthless to society as a whole, as well as socially retarded. However, I judge anime fans strictly on a person by person basis, so no worries.
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Post by nightmare75 on Sept 1, 2007 23:13:42 GMT -5
^^Some of my friends are like that. But they're good for a laugh and are overall pretty cool, so I hang out with them. For the most part they're really nice, socially functioning people, except for the one guy who thinks he's the coolest thing since ice and the king of the ****ing world.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Oct 3, 2007 4:30:48 GMT -5
I've farted on Meg a bunch of times. Does that count?
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Post by cleopatra on Oct 10, 2007 19:45:43 GMT -5
#44
About a week ago at work ( for reference I work in a distribution center for Home Design Alternatives[aka HDA] I fill orders and when the peons below me don't clean up their distribution lines I have to clean up after them, like I am their mama or something, ANYWAY) I had to throw a rather large box onto a 7 in a half 8 foot over head. Well I told the dip tard standing next to me(who is a 19 year old male who is a high-school drop-out who just got his GED and thinks the world revolves around getting high, drunk, and F#@*ed. Not necessarily in that order.) that he might want to move because sometimes I don't throw hard enough and the box falls down and might hit him in the head. Well he just looked at me like I was stupid so I proceeded to do my job. Well the box hit the edge of the over head and came down and YOU GUESSED IT. HIT THE JERK WEED IN THE HEAD. He was SUPER PISSED AT ME and had the nerve to scream at me and say "You Bastard!!!" I looked him dead in the eye and said for your information MY mother and father where(and are still) married when they conceived me and my mother is a VERY honorable lady so don't you DARE call me that. He replied "WTF does that matter" I looked at him with a dumb-founded look on my face and said "Do you even KNOW what Bastard means?" he said " NO and I don't give a F@#!" I replied " you are an ignorant child and better NEVER speak or even breath in my direction EVER again" the little dip-tard didn't think I was serious because after lunch I was doing some inventory and he came up to me and ask "What are you doing" I replied without even looking up from my work " GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" in a very loud strong voice. He is now VERY afraid of me and makes it a point to be VERY nice especially after the fact that he heard me talking about Ignignoc and all his "fire power" lol
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In the end we were all able to study in silence and all made A's in the class. 
The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
