MacktasticSlick
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My friend drove his McLaren F1 from New York to Chicago and got there before he left.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 8, 2008 2:58:45 GMT -5
It was announced today that VIAGRA
will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by
Pepsi Cola for use as-is, or as a mixer.
The name of the new product will be "Mount And Do".
Pepsi's proposed advertising campaign suggests:
"It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one"
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 8, 2008 15:00:49 GMT -5
Surely you mean Bayerische Motoren Werks Well, yes, I just used the English translation for fear of butchering the German spelling. It was late and I didn't feel motivated enough to look up the correct German spelling. |
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 8, 2008 15:22:38 GMT -5
A person who only knows German cars, a person who only knows American cars and a person who only knows Japanese cars are asked "What does RUF stand for?"
The German car guy says, "RUF doesn't stand for anything. It's not an acronym."
The American car guy says, "Really Ugly Ford."
The Japanese car guy says, "Red Under Floor!"
Sorry if this and the BMW one are kind of stereotypical, but I couldn't resist! ;D
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 17:45:11 GMT -5
since when do any of us care about stereotypes? haha
the Ruf one is brilliance. what about GMC?
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 8, 2008 18:56:34 GMT -5
American: General Motor Company
German: Generic Motor Car
Japanese: Grossly Massive Cubes
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 18:59:38 GMT -5
DMC? (De Lorean, not Daimler)
VW?
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 8, 2008 19:56:28 GMT -5
American: Venereal Worms
German: Volkswagen, asshole.
Japanese: as long as I can get JDM lambo-doors for it...
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 20:26:29 GMT -5
LOL! You know that song by Flo Rida, Low? Well, theres a small time radio station/parody music thing called Brocket 99 around here. Basically, they take songs, and parody them for Native Canadians. Most of them are stereotypical, or even downright racist (i won't post my own views here. they're that bad) However, they never fail to be funny. Example: Beer Run: www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTJGKOLGCv8Anyway, my friends and I listen to this flo rida song, and then a Brocket song, and one of us has just the flo rida beat. In a stroke of genius, we get the chorus down: Shorty got thos Wal Mart Denim Jeans And those MuckLucks wit tha fuurrr Wit that whole Pow Wow lookin at her! Next thing ya know! One Whiskey more! Shorty got low low low low low low low low! That baggy poncho and them brades wit some feathers (wit some feathers) She turned around and gave that big peace pipe a hit! Next thing ya know! One whiskey more! Shorty got low low low low low low low low! ------------------------ We all split out laughing. |
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jun 8, 2008 21:35:49 GMT -5
American: General Motor Company German: Generic Motor Car Japanese: Grossly Massive Cubes Wrong, the Japanese car fan wouldn't understand the concept of just saying 'cubes' when referring to displacement. |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 8, 2008 22:34:56 GMT -5
CC = cubic centimeters
PWN3D!!!
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jun 8, 2008 22:47:24 GMT -5
Yes, but rarely does anyone say 'cubes' in reference to cubic centimeters.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 8, 2008 22:49:40 GMT -5
KEEP THIS UP AND J00 WILL BE B4NN3D!!!11!!1
j/k I know it was a reach, but I'm tired and couldn't think of anything better. Besides, you can imagine that a ricer-douche would say something like that with every intention of it being derisive...
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 22:56:16 GMT -5
haha i laugh at how the brocket 99 shit when totally under the radar.
no problem. Americans probably won't find it funny, because Native down there aren't toal lazy assed, lysol drinking idiots like they are here.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 8, 2008 23:00:54 GMT -5
*History Channel Voice*
The Japanese fear anything massive. Whether it be a car with a massive cubic inch displacement, the massive Goh'zirra, or a penorz that is massively huge.
An example of this can be found in their pr0n. Apparently, a slightly altered circumcision is employed, which lops an extra inch or two from the shaft itself. Also, there is a distinct lack of bewbs among their women. They few that get implants do so with full knowledge that they will be immediately exiled from their homeland, and half of their family's land and possessions will be seized by the royal family, so their King will be too distracted with buying robots to realize that he just got rid of bewbs that he could actually honk.
Some have theorized that it is the Queen of the Japanese that holds the true reins of power. It is obvious that the lack of bewbs among the commonfolk works in her favor by decreasing the odds of the King leaving her for someone more "jiggly", which would effectively leave her without the power that she has worked so hard to obtain.
Also, the lack of appreciable penorzes among the males makes for much less painful intercourse, due to the highly shrunken Japanese verginah.
Stay tuned for our next episode: "10,000 years of 24", or "Why can't all those sand-monkeys get along?"
(Ok. I hope I got all the random sp errors.)
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 8, 2008 23:06:01 GMT -5
LOL! Awesome indeed.
do germany and america next. pl0x.
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