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Post by Lupin_IV on Jun 8, 2008 23:09:55 GMT -5
So you're saying everyone who buys Betty Rin DVDs in Japan is a gaijin(foreigner)?  |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 8, 2008 23:56:12 GMT -5
I didn't say it, the History Channel did. But you can probably obtain that DVD on the Japanese black market if you had to. Just be careful nobody finds that, because you can get thrown in jail for possession.
Is that pr0n, or a soda ad? I'm confused due to the lack of fecal matter. lawl Also, am I the only guy that finds the worn out "innocent little asian girl" look extremely annoying? God forbid anyone should have a little personality, even if it IS fake 90% of the time.
I did not know that "gaijin" meant foreigner. Some ass at my job has a "team gaijin" sticker on his riced out POS, and I always wondered what that meant. Kinda silly, if you think about it. He's white, american, and somehow is a foreigner in the country where he lives, due to the fact that he drives a japanese car? Wow...maybe his japanese vocabulary is just seriously lacking, and that was the first douche-y word that came to mind.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 9, 2008 0:24:18 GMT -5
Fake boobs ftl.
Also, am i the only one who thinks these japanese chicks are trying way to hard to be young? schoolgirl outfits, pouting assed faces...the body language within t3h pr0n too...
what the hell man....
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 9, 2008 1:55:39 GMT -5
LOL! Hopefully the Japanese will realize that it's all about older women. Oh, and this is not to be confused with old women. I've come across some pretty disturbing stuff about that... |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 9, 2008 8:58:37 GMT -5
Fake boobs ftl. Also, am i the only one who thinks these japanese chicks are trying way to hard to be young? schoolgirl outfits, pouting assed faces...the body language within t3h pr0n too... what the hell man.... That's right, dude. Now go drill and tap your Engrish teacher!!1 |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 9, 2008 9:08:00 GMT -5
;)I'll get right on that.....  I mean...come on Japan. I like a 16 year old chick as much as the next guy. But the underageness of most of your porno women is just disturbing.... |
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 9, 2008 11:06:13 GMT -5
DMC (not Daimler)
American: DeLorean Motor Company.
German: Deutsch Motor Car.
Japanese: Da Massive Cannon!
TVR
American: Thunderous V-8 Rumble.
German: The Vicious R8.
Japanese: The V-Tec Rocks!
*British guy walks in*
British: TVR was founded in 1947 by Trevor Wilkinson and the name comes from the 3 consonents in Wilkinson's first name. TVR, understand?
*everyone stares at British guy*
Japanese: V-Tec still rocks, right?
British: Oh, forget you people.
*British guy leaves*
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 9, 2008 14:39:10 GMT -5
Japanese: V-Tec still rocks, right?
lol this is good stuff.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 9, 2008 19:49:51 GMT -5
LOL that is like quintessential James May right there Peg.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 12, 2008 0:27:02 GMT -5
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation that seems to be English. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
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Post by Pegasus on Jun 12, 2008 7:44:19 GMT -5
^LMAO!  |
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 12, 2008 10:46:33 GMT -5
How do we know Santa is a man?
Because he shows up late-
eats your cookie-
empties his sack-
comes only once-
and leaves while you're sleeping!
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 12, 2008 13:44:27 GMT -5
The italian joke has been posted already somewhere on this board, Mack.
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Post by MacktasticSlick on Jun 12, 2008 23:11:11 GMT -5
:-/Sorry!
I got that from a different message board I go to, and I must be honest, I didn't read everything that was posted on a date before I started.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Jun 13, 2008 0:56:16 GMT -5
the italian joke was
"I wanna piss, ona table" thing, wasn't it?
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