792 ways you would like to see DRZ die

[Flasawoo]

1 way per post, don't post until someone else has split your last post.

1. He takes his civic to a steep downhill, so he can get it past 20, he releases the handbrake and rolls steadly down. Unfortunately the car isn't made for such speeds as 34mph, a wheel comes loose and the rear axle snaps, jolting the car wildly to the left, through the gates of a zoo, and he gets eaten by lions.

[IGNIGNOC]

#2: (S)He unwisely lips off to the wrong person, a convicted felon with super computer genius that traces his IP address to his physical address, beats his/her ass within an inch of his/her life, then fuckstart's his/her head to death.

[DeltaMustang65]

#3:

DRZ_MATERNALUNIT bludgeons DRZ_LUVZTHACOCK to death with a fart cannon, after s(he) "mods" her '07 Civic Si by stripping the car down to primer and adding 200 extra lbs of useless body kit.

DRZ_MATERNALUNIT: "I_TOLD_YOU_IT'S_NOT_YOUR_FUCKING_CAR_YOU_FUCKING_TOOL"

['Fox]

#4:

DRZ_Person accidentally looks in a mirror. And Dies.

[nightmare75]

#5

teh DURZ challenges a Viper to a drag race. The Viper peels out and wins, reaching the finish line one hour before teh DURZ does. DURZ throws a temper tantrum, claiming the Viper guy cheated by using a car with an engine. The guy in the Viper gets fed up and takes off, leaving DRZ alone with himself. He then cries because he didn't win. Then he spontaneously combusts for no apparent reason?

Wow, not sure where I was going with that.

[Lupin_IV]

#6 His/her mom forgets to refuel the Civic so (s)he attempts to pump his/her own gas; somehow setting the gas station on fire.

[IGNIGNOC]

#7: The Saturn Sky Redline wins MotorTrend's "Car fo t3h yaer" award, sending DRZ_PHAILBLAST into a paralyzing depression. (S)He figures that the only way to make the voices stop taunting him/her is to squeeze Petey The Pistol to make the bad people go away. Fortunately (s)he was looking Petey in the face, so (s)he was the first to go.

_{btw, Delta, I lol'd at your DRZ_FAMILY dialogue}

[IGNIGNOC]

Forgive me for breaking the rules, but I just had to post this while I was thinking about it:

#8 DEE ARR ZEE_PWNSPACKLE is tied, hand and foot, then dragged kicking and screaming behind a Ford GT at Watkins Glen. Naturally, (s)he is screaming, "All 'murik'n carz = t3h suck!!1!!1oneone *ow, oh that hurts, help me please* STILL SUCK!11!!1!!1!!1!!!ONONEONEOENOENOENEONE"

[vitg]

That was definitely worth some Carma. I laughed so hard I VOMITED.


I will try to think of a demise worthy of our favorite person but it will be a hard act to follow.

Thanks for the cheering up

[nightmare75]

OK, I'll try this again.

#9

DRZ_MATERNALUNIT tells DRZ_McPWNSPONGE that he needs to get a job to pay for gas. After 3 years of applying, he finally becomes employed at the local McDonalds. He works there for about a day until a guy driving an old Camaro pulls up. DRZ yells at him from the counter "MURIC'N CARS = TEH SUCK!!!1!!11onesin90" (he actually yells "onesin90). The guy comes over and punches him, causing DRZ_McEMPLOYEE to fly into the fryer head-first. The fries did not taste good that day.

[DeltaMustang65]

#10

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii8UoZXNbJ8

DURZ should die like this.

[nightmare75]

I have one thing to say to that:

W. T. F.?


I lied. I have 2 things to say. The second is: LOL

[ciscokid]

I'm gonna win this topic. I'm sure some of you've heard the story....

pervscan.com/2005/07/20/man-dies-after-sex-with-horse/

I wish I could find the video, very fucking disturbing but at the same time, difficult to avert your eyes. Anyway, I'm sure there's plenty of horses in South Dakota.

[nightmare75]

If that's actually where he lives....

[DeltaMustang65]

I thought it was North Dakota...

Anyway, I don't think that would be a good way for him to go. He'd probably enjoy it too much.