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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 3, 2007 23:10:51 GMT -5
What are you apologizing to me for?
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jul 4, 2007 0:33:29 GMT -5
#whateverthehell
Latino's ship (the USS Enterprise) launches a flight of F18E's equipped with laser-guided nuclear devices. 8,700 miles away, in ND, DRZ_PHAILSPORK and co. are playing Lazer-Tag in the middle of nowhere. DRZ gets tagged by a laser which (conveniently) has the same frequency as the lead F-18E's nuke. (S)He is immediately and irrevocably pwned, with the resulting blast claiming his/her family as well.
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Post by vitg on Jul 4, 2007 3:04:08 GMT -5
Delta - I was just apologising for plagiarising your DRZMaternalunit gag. Which was really funny btw.  Later. |
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 4, 2007 3:17:19 GMT -5
Doesn't bother me. It's just a modified line from Cruel Intentions. They refer to their mother and father as "parental units". It's probably older than that, but that's where I first heard it.
Hmmm...heavy drinking + soft pr0nish movie = thoughts of DRZ's death via seeing a vagina for the first time, resulting in his(?) eyes exploding. The resulting concussive blast turns his frontal lobe to Jell-O, in turn resulting in a release from his noobtrolltard personality and a +3 point I.Q. gain. DR_KEVORKIAN then puts DRZ_VEGETABLE out of his (and by his I mean OUR) misery.
Hopefully I did the little TM thing right.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 4, 2007 3:27:28 GMT -5
*@%&!
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 7, 2007 20:48:03 GMT -5
He comes onto the freeway, speeding along with an engine his parents bought/stole for him, when Police start chasing him. Forgetting he has no brakes, taken out by one of us, he swerves to the side, hitting the "brakes" and careenes off of a cliff, ending in a septacular fireball and the bells of heven rejocing his death.
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Post by Flasawoo on Jul 8, 2007 5:03:27 GMT -5
^^thats quite a nice picture (avatar).
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 8, 2007 9:30:07 GMT -5
Who? Me?
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Post by Flasawoo on Jul 8, 2007 11:38:54 GMT -5
Yah. Its not as nice as mine though. And definitely not as cool as igni's.
>__>
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Post by 'Fox on Jul 8, 2007 11:43:46 GMT -5
I'm gonna put the Supercar eater in my avvie soon.
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 8, 2007 18:03:15 GMT -5
Yah. Its not as nice as mine though. And definitely not as cool as igni's. >__> Yeah, I think it's pretty cool, maybe a little cooler than yours IMO, but definitely not as cool as ingi's. I don't know how I got it at that moment. |
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Post by nightmare75 on Jul 8, 2007 20:35:08 GMT -5
I just drove through the ENTIRE state of ND today (went from my former home in Eastern Montana to my current home in Minnesota). Unfortunately, I didn't see any blast craters, mushroom clouds, or any other sign that teh DURZ met a violent death.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 23, 2007 15:08:38 GMT -5
#25
DRZ gets his rectum perforated by CJayC and the entire mod/admin staff at GheymFAGs. He then proceeds to die a slow/painful/humiliating death. (But not as humiliating as his "normal" everyday life)
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 23, 2007 15:14:47 GMT -5
Any way that the Happy Tree Friends die. (most likely, head ripped off by a Tow Truck cable)
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 31, 2007 0:11:15 GMT -5
#27
I would like to see DRZ suffocate in an airtight room containing concentrated intestinal gas.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
