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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 1, 2007 2:09:51 GMT -5
In a boiling vat of ostrich semen.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 4, 2007 18:27:39 GMT -5
Igni's balls rain from the heavens and pwn DRZ to death.
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 4, 2007 23:34:07 GMT -5
I'd be fine with a heaping dosage of KILLING HIM WHERE HE STANDS. Hell, even AMBUSH, ASSHOLE!!1 would be better than nothing.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 9, 2007 0:42:00 GMT -5
#30 www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIOI_CQJ9MMI wanted to get a clip from the new movie, but I don't have hours to sort through the spam that's accumulating on here. You know what I'm talking about. The porn and random garbage that has every effing word in the english language (plus some that aren't) in the description area. How ghey is that? Anyway, this particular clip will do just as fine as a description as how I'd like to end the evil that is DRZ. And check it out! I found a clip that doesn't have music over it, huzzah! |
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 12, 2007 22:05:02 GMT -5
how bout some navy seal shit? Just walk up behind him, slit the throat, stab the lungs, and watch him die...
Or, sniper time! with a .50 cal....mmmmmm......
Have him get run over by a civic, and then suffocate due to the fact that it's rolling so slow...
boiling vat of ostrich semen sounds funny though...
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 13, 2007 1:34:16 GMT -5
SEALs are (in his fictional world) a step below Bourne.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 13, 2007 1:37:18 GMT -5
SEALS are the shit.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 13, 2007 6:23:51 GMT -5
NO one is badder-ass than Chuck. Period. If you disagree, well, it's been nice knowing you...
I personally would love to see DRZ do one of those "street racing" vids that are on YouTube, where he gets pwnzered by a stock Camaro Z28, then does the latent blow-by (standard ass-dip operating procedures when you are beaten, tries to give the illusion that your car has SERIOUS TOP-END POWEH), however while looking over his shoulder at the Camaro he just "beat," he fails to notice the garbage truck stopped at the red light ahead, and plows into it at about 100 mph.
World peace ensues. Global warming is staunched. Third-world nations are cured of their poverty. Crime is eradicated. Honda goes out of business. Jesus returns.
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 13, 2007 15:01:10 GMT -5
His death would cause all of THAT?? What are we waiting for, let's get this over with !!
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 13, 2007 19:36:16 GMT -5
Indeed.
Quick, call the SEALS and SWCC's....DRZ's death would also cause the middle east to make peace with us all, since they too see the honda as an Infidel.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 13, 2007 19:59:33 GMT -5
Jason Bourne's steaming deuce is badder-ass than Chi...I mean Chuck Norris. The whole humor behind the Norris thing lies in how far removed from reality it is. On the other hand, Jack Bauer and Jason Bourne are examples of what is called the "real deal". Truth.
You redeem yourself, however, with your YouTube idea. If the collision was in slow mo, slow reverse, and slow mo again, I might even see fit to suspend disbelief at his mommy's Civic sedan reaching 100mph under it's own power.
I'd like to see Jesus return. It might happen during my lifetime even if DRZ dies of "natural" (read: natural selection) causes. It can't be much longer until his utter lack of brain function bites him in the arse.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 15, 2007 13:30:52 GMT -5
from the first page:
"Deputies don’t believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured, "
thats all i got form that article.....not illegal....the hell?! hahaha
anyway: DRZ is lonely, and tries to find a soulmate. After months of fruitless online dating, complete with pictures of male celebrities, he finally finds the woman of his dreams. until...
"OMFGz0rZ! she likes Muric'n cars! argh!" However he resolves to meet her, and change her ways.
when they meet, he tells her the plight of Japanese cars, and how they are overlooked, while he stares into her eyes......
she turns out to be Trombgirl, who ties him to the hood, and speeds down the highway in her Muric'n car. DRZ's final words:
"OmFgZoRz! Muri'cn cars can't turn! go ahead Try to turn bitch!"
trombgirl turns, and DRZ flies off the hood. into a Dodge factory, and it killed on the assembly line. One person reports alot of trouble with his new Challenger the next year, buys a skyline instead.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 15, 2007 18:31:34 GMT -5
I have's a NEW one.
Watchin George Carlin, and here are some of the ways he's suggested to me that DRZ shoudl die:
-Take him out to the woods and disembowel him with a wooden spoon
-dismember him and leave 'im bleedng in the moonlight
- Thrown into a porta potty and lit on fire.
- Smashed in the face repeatedly with heavy mining equipment
More to come.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 15, 2007 21:46:02 GMT -5
Another Carlin-inspired idea...convince him to participate in a reality program where (s)he is forced to combat other assclowns with small appliances as the prize. If he "wins", stick him on a little podium thingy and blow his brains out.
Yes, I don't know the exact words, I'm posting this at Trombgirl's whim and I'm too lazy to look up this particular act now.
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Post by ½ A Gram on Aug 15, 2007 23:17:51 GMT -5
meh i laughed.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
