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Post by ciscokid on Jun 27, 2007 16:55:27 GMT -5
When he first started trolling the board, before he became so hated, someone posted something about going to a college in SE Wyoming or something. He was asking if that guy knew some girl he knows because he lives in SW SD, near the border.
He might enjoy the act of getting horse-fucked, but the unstoppable bleeding out the ass probably wouldn't be too enjoyable.
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 27, 2007 21:34:47 GMT -5
I thought it was North Dakota... That'd be the ONLY way to bring down the collective IQ of ND: For DRZ to move there. ND sucks. I have to drive through the ENTIRE THING next week  That'd be an interesting way for DRZ to die. He could be forced to drive through ND and die of boredom. >______________________________> (of course, his sivik wouldn't make it TO ND, much less THROUGH it.) |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Jun 28, 2007 6:17:15 GMT -5
Yeah, come to think of it, another car-douche that used to troll the GT board was from N/S Dakota: R4C3R_X. His douchely self got banned from EVERY GT community EVER, which is comical because he was the one who pioneered the 390.70 mph speed record. He was debating with myself, Ciscrack, Rabbi_Doom (<--Dude was FUNNY!!), SporkofProbz, etc. about how Horsepower is uberbetter than torque.
Now that I think of it, he and DRZ seem very similar. Maybe they're boyfriends....
Also, way I would like to see DRZ die #12:
(S)He should be on the receiving end of Black Mage's Hadoken. If you've ever read 8-Bit Theater, you would understand that the Hadoken is powered by love: each time you use the Hadoken, it consumes a little bit of the love in the universe and converts it into the ultimate destructive power. Honestly, in my opinion, to allow DRZ to live would consume FAR more love than BM's Hadoken ever could, even if one were to use it each and every day for a thousand years. DRZ's mere existence corrupts the fiber of the universe, making it impossible for others to experience true love.
Besides, any time DRZ may potentially be on the business-end of a nuclear-esque blast, EVERYBODY wins.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jun 28, 2007 14:52:37 GMT -5
Here's a simple, yet truly fitting one...
DRZ_MATERNALUNIT backs over DRZ_SPOILEDBRAT in the driveway with her '07 Honda Civic Si.
[glow=red,2,300]300th POST! HURRAY![/glow]
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Post by nightmare75 on Jun 28, 2007 17:47:04 GMT -5
I don't think there has ever been a weapon that would be overkill for taking down teh_DURZ.
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Post by ciscokid on Jun 28, 2007 20:49:25 GMT -5
I'd like to see him sitting inside his Civic in the middle of the arena at a monster truck rally. Then they bring in every heavily armored vehicle in the U.S. military to try to flatten it so it's thinner than a penny.
Or strap him to the train tracks.
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Post by Lawrence on Jul 2, 2007 16:23:23 GMT -5
I say just sit him in a blank room, completely strapped to a THICK metal post, with a completely outragous Honda Civic Si '07 thats riced out to the max, sitting there with a guy revving it up for a day, and DRZ_DOUCHEFACE will eventually self destruct.
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jul 2, 2007 18:11:41 GMT -5
Inspired by Foamy:Tie him down to a metal chair wired to a heater, then slowly increase the temperature over a 32 hour period until it's hot as a branding iron.
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Post by ciscokid on Jul 2, 2007 19:20:37 GMT -5
^ouch Take him to the top of a tall building. Have one rope 100' x 1" thick tied around his ankles, anchor it to the corner of the building and take him off to one side so it's stretched tight. Get a 50' x 5/16" steel cable, anchor it to where he's standing and fistgrip the other end tightly around his neck. Push him off and watch heads roll. Oh the ideas you get working on high-rise rooftops with all types of ropes and cables. And if you don't know, a fistgrip is a piece of hardware used to secure a loop of steel cable, like this www.dreamstime.com/fistgrip-image815618 |
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Post by vitg on Jul 2, 2007 19:29:12 GMT -5
Well I for one am glad you explained what a Fistgrip is 
For one horrible moment I thought you meant fisting, a seriously disturbing image.
lol
Later.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Jul 2, 2007 22:33:54 GMT -5
How would fisting DRZ kill him? If anything, he might get an extra life.
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 2, 2007 23:19:33 GMT -5
Hmmmmmmm.... I'd like to see him die by something random. Like saying "Blah" and his head exploding off his ****ing body. Or by a random H-bomb while in the middle of nowhere w/ his/her civic TYPE ESS EYE. Click www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/demented to see where this comes from. P.S. It's about a half-hour long. |
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Post by Lupin_IV on Jul 3, 2007 15:35:29 GMT -5
Zeeky Boogie Doog.
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Post by shipwreck22 on Jul 3, 2007 23:04:18 GMT -5
Don't say that!! AN *insert H-bomb explosion here*
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Post by vitg on Jul 3, 2007 23:08:10 GMT -5
While travelling through Ashley ND, DRZ Non Person's Honda breaks down, as usual. The good citizens of Ashley can recognise a fucktard when they see one so, quite rightly, they tear him limb from limb.  Burn the mess that is left. Then bury the remains in a lime pit.  Meanwhile DRZ Paternalunit ( apologies to Delta) realising what horror he has inflicted on the world shoots MaternalUnit in the head and hangs himself to make sure it can never happen again. ;D ;D Lets us just hope he / she / it , has no Brothers / Sisters / Tentacles. |
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