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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 18, 2007 19:31:35 GMT -5
simple classic: Gunshot wounds to the face.
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 20, 2007 11:58:05 GMT -5
How bout this one?
He suffocates after getting his head stuck in his mothers vagina!
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 20, 2007 12:31:11 GMT -5
^I think that may have been the problem in the first place, Cisco. He was birthed backwards, suffered mild asphyxiation due to his mother's clamping vaginal muscles, suffered extensive brain trauma, and has been a total ass-spelunker ever since.
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Post by Flasawoo on Aug 20, 2007 17:57:45 GMT -5
#? He gets eaten by Schlong Wang (a character in my English GCSE essay >_________>)
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 20, 2007 23:18:14 GMT -5
Definition of Justice:
#44
Superglue DRZ's eyelids open, strap him down nice and uncomfortable-like in a chair in an otherwise empty off-white room, and force him to sit 10 inches away from a 60 inch plasma TV showing all the posts he's ever made. I'd say gag him, but it might be worth a few laughs to be able to hear what he utters as his brain slowly begins to destroy itself.
If his brain hasn't imploded after that, begin playing video of himself saying everything he's ever said IRL regarding automobiles.
If THAT doesn't do the trick (it should), saw open his skull and "implode" his brain by force.
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Post by cleopatra on Aug 21, 2007 18:08:45 GMT -5
#45 Hang him in a tree by his toes and we can beat him till the candy comes out. Hehe, haha, LOL Unless he is full of crap then, well, nasty  |
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Post by amemyarz on Aug 21, 2007 22:29:48 GMT -5
getting run over by his own trashmobile
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Post by nightmare75 on Aug 21, 2007 23:06:01 GMT -5
If you'd ever read anything he's written, you'd know he's full of crap. I can't blame you for not knowing though.
I'm all for blunt trauma. Stab in the heart with a baseball.
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Post by amemyarz on Aug 21, 2007 23:22:58 GMT -5
Baseball???!!?!
wtf
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 22, 2007 2:20:19 GMT -5
Or you could always just let a METRICK F***TON of h0h-m0hz girlie-slap him until he dies...
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Aug 22, 2007 16:09:20 GMT -5
getting run over by his own trashmobile #46-B: Run DRZ over with each of the 53 Skylines in the game. I just KNEW there was a use for all those damn things! |
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 23, 2007 3:57:42 GMT -5
It'd be nice to have him hold my rifle targets for me while I test out my new handloads at 500yds...
OOPS, i accidentally MISSED, omG, my BAD! </fakeassapology>
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Post by General Lee on Aug 23, 2007 8:56:44 GMT -5
Making him drive a decent FR car and watching the back end spin out and the whole car career sideays into a huge quarry, resulting in a huge explosion for him and jaffa cakes and tea for us.
That small convertible you can use in the K-Class championship with about 4 BHP should suffice...
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coley666
Racer
He's watching everything you do...
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Post by coley666 on Aug 23, 2007 10:52:41 GMT -5
Mmm, Jaffa Cakes are good. Especially the Lemon and Lime ones...
I don't really care how he dies, as long as it's painful.
Though, come to think of it, force feeding him magnets, then unleashing him in a kitchen and/or operating theatre springs to mind.
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 23, 2007 12:30:19 GMT -5
Drop him, while behind the wheel of his infamous Super-Civ, into a giant cauldron of molten metal. Or make him drive into an active volcano.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
