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Post by cleopatra on Oct 10, 2007 19:06:01 GMT -5
#90
Make him live with Ignis mother, that would kill anyone. LOL
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Post by shipwreck22 on Oct 10, 2007 21:19:54 GMT -5
*waits for ingi to explain*
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Oct 10, 2007 21:46:24 GMT -5
DRZ_PERSON goes to a pro-Honda protest in Detroit, where he mysteriously inhales nanophages that proceed to liquefy him from within.
He dies an agonizing death, where his eyes literally melt from their sockets, skin/muscle/tendons shred to pieces even while he desperately claws at the tissue in a futile attempt to hold himself together, and even bone begins to break down before his body is reduced to a bloody primordial soup and he is finally granted the sweet sleep of eternity.
A dozen cookies for obscure book reference. And no, Meg, you aren't eligible and don't give away the answer.
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Post by ciscokid on Oct 17, 2007 12:59:20 GMT -5
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Post by ciscokid on Oct 17, 2007 17:09:03 GMT -5
Sned him to live with Jose Luis Calva in Mexico City so he can kill him, chop him up, fry his parts like fried chicken and feed him to his dogs.
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Oct 22, 2007 14:40:08 GMT -5
DRZ gets his hand chopped to pieces by his Civic's electric fan while trying to do some serious engine work (changing his air filter). DRZ gets so depressed that his engine is all messy with blood that he sticks his head in the fan to end his suffering.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Oct 23, 2007 0:42:45 GMT -5
^Without even realizing that the electric fan motor produces more torque than his car!!1zomg
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Dec 26, 2007 15:55:09 GMT -5
Santa Claus pulls a '08 Honda Civic Si out of his bag and drops it on DRZ, crushing him. DRZ pops a boner before he dies.
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Post by nightmare75 on Dec 26, 2007 16:56:15 GMT -5
Yeah, he popped a boner all the way as big as he could... all three millimeters of it.
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Post by shipwreck22 on Dec 26, 2007 23:20:02 GMT -5
^wrong, it's 3 nanometers
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Dec 27, 2007 6:31:44 GMT -5
Which is the opposite of mah p3n0rz at [glow=red,3,500]THREE GIGAMETERS!!1[/glow]
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Dec 27, 2007 17:03:36 GMT -5
No wonder you haven't had sex in awhile. In order for penetration to occur, Amber would have to insert her entire body into your pee-hole.
(btw, the medical term for pee-hole is "meatus", pronounced Me-ATE-us. Not MEAT-us, which would make more sense, considering...)
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Post by Lupin_IV on Dec 27, 2007 19:31:02 GMT -5
Not necessarily, it could be a somewhat normal diameter, just incredibly long. In which case she'd still have to be in another state.
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Post by nightmare75 on Dec 28, 2007 0:39:49 GMT -5
That would be kinda awkward for everyone in between Igni and his partner. Plus, there's no way you could support something that long with a human body, which means when the humping motion takes place, you'd be scraping your p3n0rz on the ground.
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Post by Rotary on Dec 29, 2007 4:25:02 GMT -5
DRZ will kill himself with an impact gun. An impact gun with ~ 8 times the torque of his Civic at peak.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
