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Post by laserviper on Aug 23, 2007 12:33:05 GMT -5
he drown's in a toilet as I hold his head in the bowl with my foot.
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 23, 2007 13:12:57 GMT -5
Primarily, I'd just like to see him kill himself in an accidental fashion, due in large part to his own overwhelming stupidity. For instance, the latent ricer blow-by into the back of a trash truck, or trying to put on 20" rims on his car, then having it roll of the jacks onto his head because the ****tard forgot to set the E-Brake, or drinking gasoline because he thinks it will make him a better driver, etc.
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Post by General Lee on Aug 23, 2007 15:33:14 GMT -5
Coley: No, No, NO!! Jaffa cakes are ORANGE! The other 'flavours' are just ... WRONG! Accept it and enjoy the orangey goodness
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 23, 2007 17:02:40 GMT -5
Sit him behind a desk like the one in Scarface, with what appears to be a GINORMOUS pile of cocaine. Give him a straw and tell him to have fun. Then put a cd of Anthrax's greatest hits on for him to rock out to... before he dies.
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Post by amemyarz on Aug 24, 2007 12:47:19 GMT -5
^naa not painful enough
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Post by ciscokid on Aug 24, 2007 13:15:03 GMT -5
"The infection of ruminants (and occasionally humans) normally proceeds as follows: once the spores are inhaled they are transported through the air passages into the tiny air sacs (alveoli) in the lungs. The spores are then picked up by scavenger cells (macrophages) in the lungs and are transported through small vessels (lymphatics) to the glands (lymph nodes) in the central chest cavity (mediastinum). Damage caused by the anthrax spores and bacilli to the central chest cavity lungs can cause chest pain and difficulty breathing. Once in the lymph glands, the spores germinate into active bacillus, that multiplies, and eventually bursts the macrophage cell, releasing many more bacilli into the bloodstream which are transferred to the entire body. Once in the blood stream these bacilli release a tripartite toxin (composed of lethal factor, edema factor and protective antigen) which is known to be the primary agents of tissue destruction, bleeding, and death."
That's not painful enough? Maybe not immediate pain, but dying from increasing painful symptoms over a few days or less, with your chest collapsing sounds like a fitting way for DRZ to die.
We could just put him in a bathtub filled with hydrochloric acid and watch the results.
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Post by amemyarz on Aug 24, 2007 13:18:21 GMT -5
woah didn't know that
Perfect.
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Post by J Money on Aug 26, 2007 18:44:12 GMT -5
hmmm...
How about we get professional hockey players to take repeated slapshots at him with no padding? They might break a few of his bones before they hit him in the head/throat/chest a couple of times.
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Post by Gamer3241 on Aug 28, 2007 0:32:05 GMT -5
# i dunno
DRZ dies from a Boot to the head (pts 4 reference)
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Post by IGNIGNOC on Aug 28, 2007 1:28:17 GMT -5
Heh. p3y b3yond.... Good times.
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Post by Lupin_IV on Aug 28, 2007 13:55:02 GMT -5
# i dunno DRZ dies from a Boot to the head (pts 4 reference) - Tai Kwan Leepand The Frantics - Last Will and Temperment |
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Post by Gamer3241 on Aug 28, 2007 16:24:18 GMT -5
Ding.
Congraulations to Lupin, here's a reward
a boot to the head
*throws a boot at Lupin's head*
(here's Car-Ma)
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Post by shipwreck22 on Sept 2, 2007 0:37:19 GMT -5
With this pic, I just thought of a little story. That Skyline is an undercover cop looking to bust ricers, when Durz comes along, trying to break 20 mph in his excuse for a car. The cop decides to pull him over for infractions comited just by modding his car wrong. (all things that we would consider ricing; yes ALL of them) He pulls out and puts his lights on, but DURZ, so close to 20mph (at 18.2 mph, 6th gear and redlining) refuses to pull over and continues on. The cop pulls in front of him and stops, but DRZ being DRZ, aviods him and continues on down the hill. Forgeting that he has no brakes and never fixed his car for understearing, he attempts to turn a U-turn, but fails and plows into the wall at 19.999999999 MPH. (soooo close) The civic is not made for collisions that fast, so it explodes, killing DRZ and bringing world peace. The cop doesn't really care about what just happened, so he returns to his post. This was originally in the JV's pics thread, so I decided to move it here. |
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Post by J Money on Sept 10, 2007 13:42:25 GMT -5
Igni shoots him with the weaponry in the "Parking Lot" topic
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Post by DeltaMustang65 on Oct 3, 2007 11:57:45 GMT -5
I'd like to see DRZ eaten by that fat dude that took 2nd place in "Last Comic Standing". Preferably starting feet first. Poor guy could use the extra material. All he's got to joke about is being fat and being black.
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The Moast. Evil. EVAR. (next to Viper, that is...)
